Pepsi Stuff bottle cap codes: 1/10
Have you seen these things? You get one or two of these gorgeous little bottle caps, peek at the code mercilessly stamped inside by some apathetic whirring machine in China, and you squeal slightly with glee at the thought that just a small handful of these will gain you FREE MUSIC. Truly we live in a Utopian society for this to be an absolute truth.However, over time you collect more and more of these insidious little bastards. First it's just ten. Then it becomes fifteen. Twenty. All the while, you keep telling yourself that eventually you will enter those codes into the website and reap your just rewards.
Then it's thirty. And now, for me: forty. I unceremoniously heave the collection onto my table and glare menacingly at my mass of orange blotches--my plague of "free music"--strewn about the surface. The truth becomes slowly apparent. This music is not "free". It is paid for with the blood and sweat pouring from my fingers and brow as I pick up each and every cap, tap in each and every ten-digit code, and wearily wish for a quick death as I grasp for the next jagged chunk of plastic. This is not the path I chose for myself. This is the life of a lowly data entry peon working for minimum wage, not me.
And yet, here I am. I want my free music.
1 out of 10, Pepsi. ONE. Out of TEN.
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a few days away from 64 years young. When I pulled
up your ad some of the promotions had already been
used in my name. It wasn't me!!! and since I and my
bob cat "Tuck" are the only ones living at this address
I am not sure how someone else is taking advantage
of my pepsi stuff premotions. Is there a way to stop this. Let me know. Thanks, Keep those trucks a roll'n and pepsi products flowing.